Oy vey... Last halloween I dressed up as the Egyptian god, Anubis [cuz he's my fav] and decided I was just gonna fool around and get candy with my friends. Note, I'm a bit too old to go door-to-door, so we went to a Hallow's Eve bar, where the candy is free, in a giant vat. A few friends of mine come too, and I get the WORST combination of side effects. 1. Massively drunk. 2. HANGOVER TIMES TWENTY 3. Sugar rush/sugar high 4. After sugar high sugar deprivition 5. Stomach ache 6. Headache 7. naseua 8. temporary blindness 9. Lipstick stains from an unknown person 10. Lightheadedness 11. Clumsyness 12. Idiocity 13. Short term memory loss 14. Gender questioning [forgot that I was a girl for a few minutes] AND FINALLY- 15. I didn't wake up in my house. Apparently a friend hosted a party at his house, and everyone crashed there. Most of the people were strangers, but at least my boyfriend kept me in check. I hope nothing ELSE happened that night!
Moral of the story? Don't drink excessively while trying to stuff fourteen Jolly Ranchers in your mouth.